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from Bite Me by Secretly Geek

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Laura can't stand Carmilla

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So there was this girl took over my life and thought that she was all that
Whom showed all the signs that led me to think that she was just a huge cat
She slept in all day, stayed out all night, and never got attached
Jet black hair, hollowed-out eyes made her look like she was ready to attack

Until she did

Invaded…my space
Controlled…my thoughts
Vanquished…my sanity
And undid everything I brought about

B-b-b-blood and no milk, where’s the soy milk, what the heck is going on
I’m sick of the jokes in my cereal, I wish she’d just get gone
Drinks my cocoa, eats all my cookies, which is just plain wrong
Getting between a girl and her chocolate is like a singing your swan song

Which she already did

Late…like clockwork
R.I.P…ped jeans
Dead…to me
And passed the point of common decency

Lifts 400 pound bags and takes out a guy in two swings
Talks like she’s ancient history and is obsessed with bat wings
Hates the day, dresses and black, and never cleans up her things
But dangle garlic in front of her face and she’s dangling by a string

Am I really that thick

Bit…down
Clamped…shut her mouth
Tasted…sweet victory
And had too much fun chewing her out

Maybe she’s rotten, selfish, dangerous, and doesn’t know the word “clean”
But all those dumb things she did, she did all for me
So I can’t stay mad, but I will stay sad because the girl in my dreams
Turned out to be my horridly, horrible vampire roommate and girl of my dreams

And dead

Closure, I don’t need closure, what I need is relief
From this pain leeching on my heart and draining the belief
That I’ll smile again, that we’ll be more than friends
But now that you’re gone, I won’t have that chance

Invaded…my space
Controlled…my thoughts
Vanquished…my sanity
And undid everything I brought about

Late…like clockwork
R.I.P…ped jeans
Dead…to me
And passed the point of common decency

Bit…down
Clamped…shut her mouth
Tasted…sweet victory
And had too much fun chewing her out

When we made out

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from Bite Me, released September 11, 2015

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