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R.I.P...ped Jeans
05:21
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So there was this girl took over my life and thought that she was all that
Whom showed all the signs that led me to think that she was just a huge cat
She slept in all day, stayed out all night, and never got attached
Jet black hair, hollowed-out eyes made her look like she was ready to attack
Until she did
Invaded…my space
Controlled…my thoughts
Vanquished…my sanity
And undid everything I brought about
B-b-b-blood and no milk, where’s the soy milk, what the heck is going on
I’m sick of the jokes in my cereal, I wish she’d just get gone
Drinks my cocoa, eats all my cookies, which is just plain wrong
Getting between a girl and her chocolate is like a singing your swan song
Which she already did
Late…like clockwork
R.I.P…ped jeans
Dead…to me
And passed the point of common decency
Lifts 400 pound bags and takes out a guy in two swings
Talks like she’s ancient history and is obsessed with bat wings
Hates the day, dresses and black, and never cleans up her things
But dangle garlic in front of her face and she’s dangling by a string
Am I really that thick
Bit…down
Clamped…shut her mouth
Tasted…sweet victory
And had too much fun chewing her out
Maybe she’s rotten, selfish, dangerous, and doesn’t know the word “clean”
But all those dumb things she did, she did all for me
So I can’t stay mad, but I will stay sad because the girl in my dreams
Turned out to be my horridly, horrible vampire roommate and girl of my dreams
And dead
Closure, I don’t need closure, what I need is relief
From this pain leeching on my heart and draining the belief
That I’ll smile again, that we’ll be more than friends
But now that you’re gone, I won’t have that chance
Invaded…my space
Controlled…my thoughts
Vanquished…my sanity
And undid everything I brought about
Late…like clockwork
R.I.P…ped jeans
Dead…to me
And passed the point of common decency
Bit…down
Clamped…shut her mouth
Tasted…sweet victory
And had too much fun chewing her out
When we made out
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Hunger Pains
03:38
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I sit in my tree all day
Looking down on the world
And searching for prey
A blonde walks into my sight
There isn’t much there, she's tiny
But she looks all right
But when I climb down from my heights
She's feisty and fired
And I know she’ll put up a fight
Just how I like
And oh
I’m licking my lips
It’s been twenty long years
Since I’ve seen such a dish
And oh
She's within arm’s reach
But I can’t bring myself
To sink in my teeth
What’s wrong with me
I slithered back up in my tree
Stomach roaring
And facing defeat
This has happened once before
I felt a pain worse than hunger
And yet hungered for more
I think I just made a mistake
Last time I tried to retreat
They made me pay
And this hunger won’t fade
And oh
I’m licking my lips
It’s been twenty long years
Since I’ve seen such a dish
And oh
She's within arm’s reach
But I can’t bring myself
To sink in my teeth
What’s wrong with me
What am I doing
Where am I going with this
I need to stop screwing
Myself over like this
What am I doing
Where am I going with her
I can’t keep pursuing
This impossible dream I’m after
And oh
I’m licking my lips
It’s been twenty long years
Since I’ve seen such a dish
And oh
She's within arm’s reach
But I can’t bring myself
To sink in my teeth
What’s wrong with me
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Tortoise and the Hare
03:18
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If you’re going to do it
Please just do it quick
Cause I am going to lose my mind
If I burn down to my wick
I’ve heard the tale of the tortoise and the hare already
But if you keep this up
We’ll just be going slow and never steady
It’s not that I don’t want to fall in love
I just don’t want to go this slow
I’ve had quite enough
About your yellow pillow
I’m a thief, I confess
But without your scent beneath my head
I can never find rest
Sorry for drinking your drinks
But I had no other choice
I can taste your lips with every sip
And find it kinda cute when you’re annoyed
It’s not that I don’t want to fall in love
I just don’t want to go this slow
I’ve had quite enough
300 hundred years is a long, long time
To practice looking asleep
So all those days you’ve called me names
I’m glad you had the breath to tease
Nibble your snacks and smile wide
I call a habit, you say a crime
But no matter what I do one look at you
And in comparison the sweets turn to lime
It’s not that I don’t want to fall in love
I just don’t want to go this slow
I’ve had quite enough
Just kiss me, miss me, hold my hand
And let me have a taste
Just hit me like a ton of bricks
And don’t these moments go to waste
So, sorry about your pillow
Your food and the mess
But just be mine and I swear in time
I’ll figure out the rest
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